I could go on, but instead, I will admit that at $8.50, this is among the cheapest Hanukkah(ish) sweaters you’ll find, and I think you could get a pretty good range on where to wear it. Is the implication that Jewish elves made it? I know that elves are part of the cultural folklore around Christmas, but do they think we also have elves as part of our collective cultural Hanukkah conscious? There’s also not much elf actually pictured - at minimum, we’re seeing the ears at maximum, we’re seeing ears, eyes (behind the sunglasses), feet (behind the shoes), hands (behind the dreidels? Are they dreidels?) and top of head (under the hat with the star), which is still like 40% of the Jewish elf in question, max. Like, what makes an elf Jewish? The celebration of Hanukkah, presumably, given the dreidels, but there’s also Christmas trees in the sunglasses, so it’s an interfaith elf? The inclusion of “Merry Christmas” in the product photo would corroborate that. Funny Jewish Holiday I’m the Jewish Elf Sweatshirt ($8.50) At under $20, it’s definitely a budget-friendly option, but less wearable than the first because of the giant bottle of alcohol. I do, however, love the implication that the dreidels are spinning themselves they clearly have the reach to do it, and probably lack inhibitions after a drink bigger than they are. I’m not sure how I feel about putting the Star of David between two giant X’s - something about that feels kind of off. The dreidels with faces are silly, not uncanny, and they aren’t gazing into your soul with a thousand-yard stare. This one is a similar level of oy to the last - in fact, one might say it is inspiring one to acquire a gin and tonic - but it’s not as wearable.
Out of five sweater emojis, I’m going to give it: This one is versatile in that while it does look like Eight Days Of Minecraft Blocks, it’s definitely still cute enough for an office holiday party, ugly sweater party or just hanging out on one of the eight nights. To ~warm up~ let’s start with one that’s not that ugly, just looks like it was built using Microsoft paint in 2005 and indeed invokes an exclamation of “oy.”Īt $24.95, at least it’s pretty affordable.
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